Tintumon Rocks.......................
Author: ramees vk Labels::...............................................................................
teacher:aaranu malaria parathunnathu?tintumon parayoo.
tintumon:aaranoo kuzhachathum chuttathum avar thanneyayirikkum teacheree..
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Tintumonu SI selection kitty.
Tintumon stationil choodayi irikkumbol
oru sthree compliant aayi vannu
women: ente bharthavu kadalil meen pidikkan poyittu 2 divasamayi ithu varea thirichu vannatilla
Tintumon:meen pidikanallea poyadhu , 2 divasam koodi nee PACHAKKARI kootti thinno avan vannolum
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tintumon captured a junior student for ragging and gave him a box and said-
” da idhil onnu mudhal 6 vare ezhudhiya papers und..nee adhi onnedukkanam”
student- ”appol”
tintumon- ”if u get 1,2,3,4,5 ninne njangal idichu pappadamakkum..
student- ” appol 6 aanu kittiyadhengil…?
tintumon- ” appol nammal veendum kalikkum..!!
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Tintumon mavil kayarunnathu kanda vazhipokkan
‘mone aa mavil mangayillallo’
Tintu
‘ Saaramilla, njan avidey ethumbolekkum mangayundavum’
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Tintumon kulathil veenu.aaro avane rakshichu.
rakshicha aalodu Tintumon- ” edo,thanano enne rakshichadhu..?
ayal- ” adhe..
Tintumon- ” engil parayado kope, ente oru cherippevide…!!
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DOSA
Teacher: Name the liquid which changes to solid when heated
Tintumon: Dosa
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MANDAN
Teacher: “Eee classil mandanmar undenkil ezhunnettu nilku”
Aarum ezhunnettilla. 10 second kazhinjappol Tintumon ezhunnettu.
Teacher: “Oho… Ne mandanano ?”
Tintumon: “Teacher ottakku nilkunnathu kandappol sankadam thonni
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NO FREEZE LIQUID
Teacher: ‘Freeze aakatha oru liquid-nte peru parayoo’
Tintumon: ‘Chooduvellam’
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INTERVIEW
Malayalam pareeksha ezhuthikondirikkunna tintumon
qn: prashastha kavayathri Sugathakumariyumaayulla oru abhimukham ezhuthuka
tintumon inganne ezhuthi…..
Njan: namasthe teacher. njan teacherumaayi oru abhimukham nadathaan vanathaanu
Sugathakumari: samayamila mone..poyittu pinne varu.
Njan: shari teacher
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SSLC
SSLC 10 vattam ezhuthi thotta Tintumon thante PEN, examination board nu ayachu koduthu.. Oppam oru kurippum:
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“Aayudham vechu keezhadangunnu!”
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KALYANAM
Tintumon: Njan ninte veetil poyirunnu,nammude kalyanam nadakkumennu thonnunnilla …
Tintumol :Enda, Achane kando ?
Tintumon: illa, ninte aniyathiye kandu.
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MADIYAN
Teacher : Ettavum $hakthiyula oralude peru parayamo?
Tinttumon : “Madiyan”
Teacher : Wat?
Tintumon : Teacharalle paranjadu madiyan mala chumakum ennu…
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CHASE
Tintumol: Ningal boys enthina girls-ne chase cheyyunnathu. Ningalkkavare Marry cheyyan plan illenkilum.
Tintumon: Pattikal car-inu pirake odunnathu car vangikkanano ?
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REVENGE
Achan: eda tintuve…..nhan ninne vazhaku parayumbol ninaku feel aaville..appol nee ninte vishamom mattan enthu cheyum ?
Tintumon: njan veetile toilet nallapole vrithi aakum
Achan: athu kond ninte vishmom engane marana??
Tintumon: Nhan Toilet vrithi aakunath Achante toothbrush kond aanu!!!
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BEGGAR
Bus Cunductor: Why are you standing near the door, is your father a watchman?
Tintu Mon: Why are you always asking for “Chillara”, Is your father a Beggar ??
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SLEEP
Tintumon: Im sleep with dad last night
Teacher corrects him: no..no..I slept with dad last night
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Tintumon: appo njan urangikazhinjayirikkum teacher vannath alle..?
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MOTHER
Father to Tintumon: Why can't you not think every woman as your mother?
Tintumon: I can, but if i did so, what will people think of you?
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THARAVATTIL PIRANNAVAN
tintumon :amme njan enganeya undayathu?
amma:mone nee vellapokkathil ozhukivannatha
tintumon:appol ammayum achanum appooppanum enganeya undayathu?
amma:njangalum vellapokkathil ozhukivannatha
tintumon:appol evide tharavattil piranna otta orennam ellalle
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BHAKSHANAM
Tintumon: ‘Achaa oru kaaryam parayyan undayirunnu..
Achan:’Bhakshanam kazhikkumbol mindaruthu…’
(After eating)
Achan: ini para entha parayaan ullathu?
Tintumon: Achante food il oru palli undayirunnu…!!!!!!
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LKG-TINTUMON
To be is to do(Socrates)
To do is to be(Plato)
To be or not to be(Shakespeare)
Aaha angane vittal pattuo..Scoo be do be dooo(Tintu mon, LKG)……..
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CHEMISTRY
Teacher : What is “Al2 O3″ ?
Ramu : Alumina.
Teacher: Tintu, What is ‘Fe2 O3″?
Tintumon : “Filomina”
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1000 ROOPA
‘1000 rupakku enth meedichalum oru sari free’
next day kadayil oru bhahalam
tintumon 1000 rupakku ‘chillara’ medichu sari venamennu paranju bhahalam vekkunnu…
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Tintumonte 3 Supradhana kandethalukal.
1)Prove thumbi=goat
Proof:Ponnola thumbi poovali thumbee aadu aadu nee aadadu…..
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2)Education dept.inde thonnivasam
Question paper ennu paranju tharunna paperil full qns undavum….pakshe answer paper aanennu paranju tharunnathil oru answerum undavarilla….
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3)Moments pass,seconds pass,hours pass,days pass,years pass…….
Nammal mathram pass aavunnillallo athentha?
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DINESHAN
Teacher :What is the name of Gandhiji’s son?
Tintumon: Dineshan
Teacher :Why?????
Tintumon : Mahatma Gandhi is the father of di-neshan
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