Tintumon and Teacher
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Tintumon and Teacher
- TEACHER:What is common between GANDHI,BUDDHA,KRISHNA AND JESUS???
TINTUMON:THEY WERE ALL BORN ON PUBLIC HOLIDAYS!!!
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Tintumon and Teacher
TEACHER:What is common between GANDHI,BUDDHA,KRISHNA AND JESUS???
TINTUMON:THEY WERE ALL BORN ON PUBLIC HOLIDAYS!!!
TINTUMON:THEY WERE ALL BORN ON PUBLIC HOLIDAYS!!!
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Tintumon and Teacher
Teacher : Who was the 1st Indian woman 2 fly abroad?
Tintumon: Sitha with Raavan to Lanka
Tintumon: Sitha with Raavan to Lanka
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Tintumon and conductor
Conductor:Entha eppozhum Doornte aduthu nilkkunne? Ninte achan watchman anno ?
Tintumon: entha eppozhum chillara chodikkunne ? Ninte achan pichakaran anno?
Conductor:Entha eppozhum Doornte aduthu nilkkunne? Ninte achan watchman anno ?
Tintumon: entha eppozhum chillara chodikkunne ? Ninte achan pichakaran anno?
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TEACHER:NAME THE LIQUID WHICH CHANGE TO SOLID WHILE HEATING?
TINTUMON:DOSSA
TINTUMON:DOSSA
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TEACHER:TINTUMON,YOUR COMPOSITION ON MY DOG IS EXACTLY THE SAME AS YOUR BROTHER'S...DID YOU COPY HIS?
TINTUMON:NO TEACHER,,ITS EXACTLY THE SAME DOG!!!
TINTUMON:NO TEACHER,,ITS EXACTLY THE SAME DOG!!!
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Teacher :- lokattil vachu attavum pisukkanarannu?
Tintumon:-swantham veetinu thee(fire) pidikkumbol fire force nu miss call ayakkunnavan.......
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Teacher:- ningalil arkoke swargathil povanam?
(tintumon ozhikae bakkiyellavarum kai pokkunuu)
Teacher:- antha? Tintumonu povande?
Tintumon:- venda,school vittal nere veettil chelanam enna amma
paranjirikunath...
(tintumon ozhikae bakkiyellavarum kai pokkunuu)
Teacher:- antha? Tintumonu povande?
Tintumon:- venda,school vittal nere veettil chelanam enna amma
paranjirikunath...
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TEACHER : TINTU, give me a sentence starting with "I".
TINTUMON : I is...
TEACHER : No, TINTU. Always say, "I am."
TINTUMON : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet
TINTUMON : I is...
TEACHER : No, TINTU. Always say, "I am."
TINTUMON : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet
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Teacher: vakyathil prayogikkuka- "kaattaana"
Tintumon: "Njan kattiloode nadakkumbol oru puli odi vannu. Appol njan enthu kaattaana??"
Tintumon: "Njan kattiloode nadakkumbol oru puli odi vannu. Appol njan enthu kaattaana??"
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Teacher: Sreekrishnane Vadhikkan kamsan bhadanmare nalu paadum ayachu.. ithil ninnum anthu manassilaakum??
Tintumon: Annum quoation team undayirunnu..
Tintumon: Annum quoation team undayirunnu..
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Tintumon Teacherinodu:
" Muthassi marichu poyi leave venam"
Teacher: "Ninte muthassi alle 1 masam munpu marichathu"
Tintumon: "Shariya, Pakshe muthachan veendum ketti"
Teacher: "Ninte muthassi alle 1 masam munpu marichathu"
Tintumon: "Shariya, Pakshe muthachan veendum ketti"
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teacher- 6 il 5 poyal enthu kittum
tintumon- anju vinte shavam kittum teacher........avalkku neenthan ariyilla
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Maths Class
Teacher: “If you add 3452 and 3096, then divide the answer by 4 and multiply by 6, what would you get?”
Tintumon: “Wrong answer”
Tintumon: “Wrong answer”
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teacher: give me some examples using the word "day".
Thomaskutty: Annual day
Mohan: Birth day
Tintumon: "Enthuvadayy"
Thomaskutty: Annual day
Mohan: Birth day
Tintumon: "Enthuvadayy"
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Nalukettu
Teacher: Tintu, MT-yude nalukettine patty abhiprayam parayoo..
Tintumon: "Onnu kettiya achante karyam kashtama..Appo pinne nalukettiya MT yude karyam parayano??
Tintumon: "Onnu kettiya achante karyam kashtama..Appo pinne nalukettiya MT yude karyam parayano??
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English teacher:" 'Who killed the cat?' Begin this question with "By ...
"Tintumon: By the by, who killed the cat?!
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Classil kuttikalodu music tchr-"yellow vechoru paatu paadu"tintumon-"KaliveedurangiYELLOW.. kalivakkurangiYELLOW..Oru nokku kanuvanen aathmav thengunnYELLOW"
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Tintumon: "Cheyyatha karyathinu anne sikshikkumo teacher?"
Teacher: "Orikkalumilla"
Tintumon:" Njan homework cheythittilla"
Teacher: "Orikkalumilla"
Tintumon:" Njan homework cheythittilla"
Teacher seeing the map: "Scott just tell where's America...."
After Scott pointing America on map Teacher : "Tintumon who found America?"
Tintumon thinking : hmm.. SCOTT !!!!
Tintumon thinking : hmm.. SCOTT !!!!
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Teacher: Adutha pareekshakku nee 75% mark vanganam
Tintu: Njan 100 % mark vangum.
Teacher: Thamasha parayaruth
Tintu: Aara adyam thudangeethu??
Tintu: Njan 100 % mark vangum.
Teacher: Thamasha parayaruth
Tintu: Aara adyam thudangeethu??
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Maths Teacher: 6 apple 8perkku kodukkanam. Ithu 8perkku angane krithyamayi veethichu nalkum?
Tintumon: Juice adichu koduthal mathi teacher.
Tintumon: Juice adichu koduthal mathi teacher.
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Teacher: meenine Englishil enthanu parayunathu?
Tinttu mon-Fi..Fi..Fi..Fi..
Teacher-parayu... Shariyanu.., parayu...
Tintu mon-"FILOPPY"!!
Tinttu mon-Fi..Fi..Fi..Fi..
Teacher-parayu... Shariyanu.., parayu...
Tintu mon-"FILOPPY"!!
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Principal: Why are you late? Your friends came together on time.
Tintumon: Sir,"POTHUKAL" koottamayittu varum, but SIMHAM ottaykke varu...!!!
Tintumon: Sir,"POTHUKAL" koottamayittu varum, but SIMHAM ottaykke varu...!!!
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Teacher: What is your Fathers name:
Dundumon: T.V Krishnan
Gundumol: A.C Abraham
Tintumon: Fridge Sasi!!!
Dundumon: T.V Krishnan
Gundumol: A.C Abraham
Tintumon: Fridge Sasi!!!
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കവിത
"""ഇഷ്ടപെട്ട പെണ്ണിനോട് ഇഷ്ടമാണെന്ന് കഷ്ടപ്പെട്ട് പറയുമ്പോള്
ഇഷ്ടമല്ല എന്ന് ആ ദുഷ്ട പറയുകയണേല് !!!!!!
കഷ്ടപ്പെട്ട് ഇഷ്ടപെടുന്നവര്ക്കെ ആ വേദന മനസിലാകൂ"""
(കവി ടിന്റു മോന് )
ഇഷ്ടമല്ല എന്ന് ആ ദുഷ്ട പറയുകയണേല് !!!!!!
കഷ്ടപ്പെട്ട് ഇഷ്ടപെടുന്നവര്ക്കെ ആ വേദന മനസിലാകൂ"""
(കവി ടിന്റു മോന് )
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Teacher:"Lokam avasanikkumbol valiya bookambavum, pemariyum , spodanangalum undakum."
Tintumon: "Annu njangale uchaku vidumo teacher?"
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teacher and tintu mon again
ടീച്ചര് :കുട്ടികള് വഴിതെറ്റി പോകാനുള്ള കാരണം എന്താണ്? സമൂഹമോ,കുടുംബമോ?
ടിന്റു മോന്:കുട്ടികള് വഴിതെറ്റി പോകാനുള്ള കാരണം സമൂഹമോ,കുടുംബമോ അല്ല വീട് വാങ്ങുമ്പോള് വഴിയും കൂടെ വാങ്ങാത്തത് കൊണ്ടാണ് കുട്ടികള് വഴി തെറ്റി പോകുനത്....
ടിന്റു മോന്:കുട്ടികള് വഴിതെറ്റി പോകാനുള്ള കാരണം സമൂഹമോ,കുടുംബമോ അല്ല വീട് വാങ്ങുമ്പോള് വഴിയും കൂടെ വാങ്ങാത്തത് കൊണ്ടാണ് കുട്ടികള് വഴി തെറ്റി പോകുനത്....
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Hospital
Thengil ninnu veena Ammavane hospitalil ethichappol:
Doctor: "5 minute munpe ethichirunnemkil rakshikkamayirunnu..."
Tintumon: "5 minute munpe thengil ninnu onnu veenu kittande Doctor"
Doctor: "5 minute munpe ethichirunnemkil rakshikkamayirunnu..."
Tintumon: "5 minute munpe thengil ninnu onnu veenu kittande Doctor"
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Kalupotti Hospitalil stich idan chenna tintumon.Ethrayakum fees?
Doctor:Rs.1500
Tintumon: veruthe randu stich itta mathi, embroidary work onnum venda..
Doctor:Rs.1500
Tintumon: veruthe randu stich itta mathi, embroidary work onnum venda..
Asukham vannapol TINTUMÖN doctre kaanan poyi.
Doctor: shardikan varunundo?
TINTUMÖN: njan varunilla ,doctor thaniye poyko ..
Doctor: shardikan varunundo?
TINTUMÖN: njan varunilla ,doctor thaniye poyko ..
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Tintumon Rockzz!!!
Prof.Tintumon suggested 2 Introduce T20 format in exams.
>reduce exm time by 1hr & marks by 50.
>Introduce breaks after each 15 mins,
>Give free hit marks for unexpected questions
>first 30 minutes powerplay no teachers in class
>cheer girls in each class and they will dance when we take additional sheets..
>reduce exm time by 1hr & marks by 50.
>Introduce breaks after each 15 mins,
>Give free hit marks for unexpected questions
>first 30 minutes powerplay no teachers in class
>cheer girls in each class and they will dance when we take additional sheets..
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Tintumonte kayyil 2 pazham undu, valuth avaneduthitt cheruth Dittuvinu koduthu.
Dittumon: ithentha?njaana aayirunnenkil valuth ninakk tharumaayirunnu.
Tintu:njanum athu thanne alle cheythathu?
Dittumon: ithentha?njaana aayirunnenkil valuth ninakk tharumaayirunnu.
Tintu:njanum athu thanne alle cheythathu?
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Achan:ninte result vannoda?
Tintumon:headmastarude mon thottu
Achan:neeyo?
Tintu:aa doctorude monum thottu
Achan:ninte karyama chodichathu.
Tintu:jilla collectorude monum thottu
Achan (kali moothu):njan avarude karyamalla, ninte karyama chodichathu
Tintu:njan mathram jayikan achanaara, american presidento??
Tintumon:headmastarude mon thottu
Achan:neeyo?
Tintu:aa doctorude monum thottu
Achan:ninte karyama chodichathu.
Tintu:jilla collectorude monum thottu
Achan (kali moothu):njan avarude karyamalla, ninte karyama chodichathu
Tintu:njan mathram jayikan achanaara, american presidento??
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Marubhoomiyil Vacu Tintumon oralodu: Ningalano Sagar alias Jacky?
Man: Athe... Angane manassilayi?
Tintumon: Marubhoomiyil vere vallavarum raincoat idumo?
Man: Athe... Angane manassilayi?
Tintumon: Marubhoomiyil vere vallavarum raincoat idumo?
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Tintu uncle-nte koode anty work cheyyunna officil chennapol anty managerude madiyil irikkunnu...!
Uncle: Irangi vaadi ivide..Ee joli innathode nirthikonam...
Mangr: Pls ocha vachu naattikkaruthu....
Tintu : naattikum! Ellavarum ariyatte,staffinu irikkan kasera illtha kaaryam!!
Uncle: Irangi vaadi ivide..Ee joli innathode nirthikonam...
Mangr: Pls ocha vachu naattikkaruthu....
Tintu : naattikum! Ellavarum ariyatte,staffinu irikkan kasera illtha kaaryam!!
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Tintumon:Innu ravile ezhunetapol muthal padikanamenu bhayankara aagraham.
Friend-enittu nee padicho?
Tintu-ey,oru chaya kudichu, onnu rest eduthapol athangu mari..
Friend-enittu nee padicho?
Tintu-ey,oru chaya kudichu, onnu rest eduthapol athangu mari..
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Vazhiyorathu gum vilkunna oral:"Enthu potiyalum ottikkam.. kadannu varu... kadannu varu.."
Tintumon: "Pottiya padakam ottichu tharumo???"
Tintumon: "Pottiya padakam ottichu tharumo???"
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To be is to do(Socrates)
To do is to be(Plato)
To be or not to be(Shakespeare)
Aaha angane vittal pattuo..
Scoo be do be dooo(Tintu mon)
To do is to be(Plato)
To be or not to be(Shakespeare)
Aaha angane vittal pattuo..
Scoo be do be dooo(Tintu mon)
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Census officer: ee panchayathil ithrayum pennungal prasavichittum janasankya koodunnilello?
Tintumon: ivide aaru garbhini ayalum ethenkilum oruthan mungum.!
Tintumon: ivide aaru garbhini ayalum ethenkilum oruthan mungum.!
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New Hero Arrives..
He comes....
Real hero........
Techersinte Aneethikethire poruthan,avan varunu.......
June 2nd muthal.....
Tintumonte Aniyan TINKUMON to L.K.G
Real hero........
Techersinte Aneethikethire poruthan,avan varunu.......
June 2nd muthal.....
Tintumonte Aniyan TINKUMON to L.K.G
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Tintuvinte Mummy Pappayodu: Kure neramayallo Manushya Marriage Certificatum nokki irikunnu.....Endha Nokkunath.?
Pappa: ithil Expiry Date ezhudhiyitundo ennu Nokkiyatha.!!
Pappa: ithil Expiry Date ezhudhiyitundo ennu Nokkiyatha.!!
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Confusion
Tintumon is thinking: Padikkano?.. Chorunnano??? Atho Urangano???
Atlast he decided to toss a coin....
"If head- Urangam if tail- Dinner....Ini coin air-il ninnaal Padikkaam....."
Atlast he decided to toss a coin....
"If head- Urangam if tail- Dinner....Ini coin air-il ninnaal Padikkaam....."
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Dream
Tintumon rathri swapnam kandu... Aaro thanne kollunnu...
Pittennu tintumon thante ICICI account pinvalichu...karanam...
...ICICI ningalude swapnam yadharthyamakkunnu...
Pittennu tintumon thante ICICI account pinvalichu...karanam...
...ICICI ningalude swapnam yadharthyamakkunnu...
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100 mt Race
100metre racil oral finishing point kazhinjum odi....
Commentator: "Extraordinary!!!"
ithu ketta Tintumon: " Athe athe.. Extra ODI NAARI !!"
Commentator: "Extraordinary!!!"
ithu ketta Tintumon: " Athe athe.. Extra ODI NAARI !!"
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Condom
Tintumon: Appooppa CONDOM ennalenthannu ariyo?
Appooppan: Poda .. Poyirunnu padikku. Enikkonnum ariyilla...
Tintu: Athupara.. Chummathalla Ammoomma 10 pettathu...
Appooppan: Poda .. Poyirunnu padikku. Enikkonnum ariyilla...
Tintu: Athupara.. Chummathalla Ammoomma 10 pettathu...
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Begger: "Amma thaye... picha thayo... Enikku Samsarikkan Vayye...!!! Njan oru ooma ane..!! Vallathum thayo...!!"
Tintumon: "Adutha veettil poyi chodikku Enikku chevi kelkkilla...!!!"
>>>>>> TINTUMON ROKKKZZZZ!!!<<<<
Tintumon: "Adutha veettil poyi chodikku Enikku chevi kelkkilla...!!!"
>>>>>> TINTUMON ROKKKZZZZ!!!<<<<
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Friendinte veetilethiya Tintumon chumarile photo kandu: " Babu Antony ningalude aara?"
Friend's Father: Mone...Athu yesudevana.."
Friend's Father: Mone...Athu yesudevana.."
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Tintumon called FM radio and said: "I have found a purse with 15000 rupees, a credit card and id card of Mr. Babu, No.3/A. Azad road, Kochi..."
RJ: "How honest Sir, So u want to return his purse? "
Tintumon: " No.. I want to dedicate him a Sad song"
RJ: "How honest Sir, So u want to return his purse? "
Tintumon: " No.. I want to dedicate him a Sad song"
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Tintumon on bank test....
Qn: What is Cyclone?
Tintumon's Answer: It is the smallest loan given by the bank to purchase a cycle...!!!"
Qn: What is Cyclone?
Tintumon's Answer: It is the smallest loan given by the bank to purchase a cycle...!!!"
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Flash News
" Long Jumpil Indian tharathinu swarnam nashtapettu"
Tintumon: " Angane thanne venam.. Chadunna samayathu swarnam oori vekkanjathu kondalle??!!"
Tintumon: " Angane thanne venam.. Chadunna samayathu swarnam oori vekkanjathu kondalle??!!"
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Tintumon on road.. A stranger comes and asks:
" Hey how many miles to Sabarimala?"
Tintumon: " There are no mayils in Sabarimala. Some kaduvas and Pulees only..."
" Hey how many miles to Sabarimala?"
Tintumon: " There are no mayils in Sabarimala. Some kaduvas and Pulees only..."
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Political Tintumon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tintumon Pathram Vayikunnu:
Karunakaran ICU-yil...........
Eyalu pinnem party mariyo...............
Karunakaran ICU-yil...........
Eyalu pinnem party mariyo...............
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Tintu mon mutathittu ammoommaye odikkunnathu kandu kayari vanna achan:- enthinada nee ammoommaye odikunnath??.
Tintu mon:- nale exam anu teacher paranjittund pazhayathellam onnu odichu nokkanam ennu
Tintu mon:- nale exam anu teacher paranjittund pazhayathellam onnu odichu nokkanam ennu
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AMMA
Tintumone thallikkondu Achan: "Nee entha Amma paranjal anusarikkathathu?"
Tintumon: "Njan Thilakan Fan anu.."
Tintumon: "Njan Thilakan Fan anu.."
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notce
Njan padikkunna samayathu anik message, miss call cheyyaruth...
"....Ante urakkam pokum!!!!"
By
Tintumon
LKG B
"....Ante urakkam pokum!!!!"
By
Tintumon
LKG B
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Tintumon Driving Padikkan Poyi..
Driving Seatil Irikkunna Tintumonod Gearil Pidichu Kondu Driver: First Engotta??
Tintumon: First, Mamante Veettil Pokaam.
Driving Seatil Irikkunna Tintumonod Gearil Pidichu Kondu Driver: First Engotta??
Tintumon: First, Mamante Veettil Pokaam.
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Vikaari:Annyante parambil ninnum thenga moshtikunathu nallathano Tintu kutta?
Tintumon:Ariyillacho..!Ithuvare njaan polichu nokkiyilla...!
Tintumon:Ariyillacho..!Ithuvare njaan polichu nokkiyilla...!
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Tintumon and Chinnu mol
Chinnumol sent sms to tintumon..
" I miss u da.."
Tintumon replied,
"I Mr. you di"
Tintumon aara mon!!!
Tintumonoda kali!!!
" I miss u da.."
Tintumon replied,
"I Mr. you di"
Tintumon aara mon!!!
Tintumonoda kali!!!
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Kalyanam
Mintumol: “I love u”
Tintumon: “I love u too”
Mintumol: “Namukku kalyanam kazhikkam”
Tintumon: “Pakshe aru nammale kalyanam kazhikkum???”
Tintumon: “I love u too”
Mintumol: “Namukku kalyanam kazhikkam”
Tintumon: “Pakshe aru nammale kalyanam kazhikkum???”
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Kochi
Tintu:" Daivame Kochiye America yud ethalasthanam aakkane..."
Chinnu: "WHY?????"
Tintu:" Athalla.... Njan examinu anganeya ezhuthiyathu......"
Chinnu: "WHY?????"
Tintu:" Athalla.... Njan examinu anganeya ezhuthiyathu......"
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New to City
Chinnumol looking at the Sky and asks Tintumon:
" Da... Is that a sun or moon?"
Tintumon: " No idea.. I am new to this city"
" Da... Is that a sun or moon?"
Tintumon: " No idea.. I am new to this city"
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tintumon : I LUV U
chinnu mol : ENTE KALIL CHERUPUNDU!
tintumon : ENTE HRIDAYAM DEVALAYAM ONNUMLLA, CHERIPITTUKONDU KAYARIKO!!!
tintumonoda kali!!
chinnu mol : ENTE KALIL CHERUPUNDU!
tintumon : ENTE HRIDAYAM DEVALAYAM ONNUMLLA, CHERIPITTUKONDU KAYARIKO!!!
tintumonoda kali!!
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Tintumon the brave
moshanam kazhinju pokan thudangiya kallane thadanju kondu Tintumon:-
" EJA THENDEE......... TINTUMONTE SHKOOL BAGUM KOODE KONDU POYILLENKILUNDALLO NJAN MUMMY NE VILIKKUVE"
" EJA THENDEE......... TINTUMONTE SHKOOL BAGUM KOODE KONDU POYILLENKILUNDALLO NJAN MUMMY NE VILIKKUVE"
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Meen pidutham
Police: ivide meen pidikkan padilla..
Tintu: Shariya ivide oru padumilla.... pettannu kittum... de nokkiye othiri meen kitti!!!
Tintu: Shariya ivide oru padumilla.... pettannu kittum... de nokkiye othiri meen kitti!!!
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Tintumon came from Israel with a case of scotch. At air port customs officer asked- " Enthado pettikkullil?"
Tintumon; " Venjaricha vellamanu Sir"
Officer Opened it and Asked: "Ithu muzhuvan madyamanallodo?"
Tintumon: " Ente Karthjave ...Aa Albhutham veendum Sambhavicho? Ne veendum Vellam veenjakki mattiyo? Haleluyah...."
Tintumon; " Venjaricha vellamanu Sir"
Officer Opened it and Asked: "Ithu muzhuvan madyamanallodo?"
Tintumon: " Ente Karthjave ...Aa Albhutham veendum Sambhavicho? Ne veendum Vellam veenjakki mattiyo? Haleluyah...."
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Yakshi
Tintumon was walking through the road at midnight. he saw a Yakshi hanging on a Pala tree...
What would he say????
"Ammayodu para Complan vangi tharan!!"
What would he say????
"Ammayodu para Complan vangi tharan!!"
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Neenthal ariyatha Tintumon kinattil veenu.mungi chaavarayappol kayil kittiya oru meenine eduth karayilekk erinju kondu paranju: niyengilum poyi rakshapetto.
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Kalupotti Hospitalil stich idan chenna tintumon.Ethrayakum fees?
Doctor:Rs.1500
Tintumon: veruthe randu stich itta mathi, embroidary work onnum venda..
Doctor:Rs.1500
Tintumon: veruthe randu stich itta mathi, embroidary work onnum venda..
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Tintumon And Appu...
-----------LKG last bench rowdies--------------
Tintu:-aliya njan upsetada..
Appu:-Why,any problem in the house?
Tintu:-No,innale njan slate vangan Big Bazaril poyi,
avide oru onnara vayasulla super figure'ne kandeda.
Aval avalude ammayude tholathirunu enne nokki chiricheda.........
Appu:-Athukazhinju endu sambhavichu?
Tintu:- aval enne sradhikkaathe poyi...... i'm so upset,
randu divasamayi njan cerelac kazhichitt.......
Appu:-don't worry aliya nale tannae namukku avale thottiloodae pokkaam.....!!!
Tintu:-aliya njan upsetada..
Appu:-Why,any problem in the house?
Tintu:-No,innale njan slate vangan Big Bazaril poyi,
avide oru onnara vayasulla super figure'ne kandeda.
Aval avalude ammayude tholathirunu enne nokki chiricheda.........
Appu:-Athukazhinju endu sambhavichu?
Tintu:- aval enne sradhikkaathe poyi...... i'm so upset,
randu divasamayi njan cerelac kazhichitt.......
Appu:-don't worry aliya nale tannae namukku avale thottiloodae pokkaam.....!!!
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Tintumon:- exam engane undayirunu?
Appu:- sho! enikonnum kittiyilla njan paperil onnum ezhuthathe tirichu koduthu
Tintumon:- ayyo! chadichallo..........
Appu:- enthada?
Tintumon:- enikum onnum kittathathu karanam njanum paper veruthe koduthu........
iniyippo avanmar nammal copy adichathanennu parayille?
Appu:- sho! enikonnum kittiyilla njan paperil onnum ezhuthathe tirichu koduthu
Tintumon:- ayyo! chadichallo..........
Appu:- enthada?
Tintumon:- enikum onnum kittathathu karanam njanum paper veruthe koduthu........
iniyippo avanmar nammal copy adichathanennu parayille?
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Appu : " edaa ninakku verum vayattil ethra porotta thinnan pattum?.."
Tintumon: "6 ennam!"
Appu: "Edaa pottaa..... 1 thinnu kazinjal pinney verum vayaraakumo..?"
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Aduthadivasm Schoolil vechu chinnumolodu
Tintumon : "Nee verum vayattil ethra porotta thinnum....."
Chinnumol : ''4 ennam!, enthaa da...."
Tintumon: "sho!!.. 6 ennam aarnenkil oru thamaasha ondayirunnu!....."
Tintumon: "6 ennam!"
Appu: "Edaa pottaa..... 1 thinnu kazinjal pinney verum vayaraakumo..?"
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Aduthadivasm Schoolil vechu chinnumolodu
Tintumon : "Nee verum vayattil ethra porotta thinnum....."
Chinnumol : ''4 ennam!, enthaa da...."
Tintumon: "sho!!.. 6 ennam aarnenkil oru thamaasha ondayirunnu!....."
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candle
appu- enthina candle kathichu vachekkunne?
tintumon- current illa
appu- fan idu. choodedukunnu.
tintumon- poda manda........candle kettu pokum!!!
tintumon- current illa
appu- fan idu. choodedukunnu.
tintumon- poda manda........candle kettu pokum!!!
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TINTUMON
Tintu in Shopping Mall
TINTUMON ORU THUNI KADAYIL..........
1000 RSNU ENTHU VANGHIYALUM 1 SAREE FREE!
NEXT DAY KADAYILORU BAHALAM.WHY?
TINTUMON 1000 ROOPAKU CHILLARAVANGHI,SAARI VENAM POLUM.....!
TINTUMON ORU THUNI KADAYIL..........
1000 RSNU ENTHU VANGHIYALUM 1 SAREE FREE!
NEXT DAY KADAYILORU BAHALAM.WHY?
TINTUMON 1000 ROOPAKU CHILLARAVANGHI,SAARI VENAM POLUM.....!
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Gulfilulla maman:Ninak entha vendath?
Tintumon :Mobile mathi maamaaa..........
Maman : NOKIA mathiyo?
Tintumon :Nokiyal pora ___mone ,Vaangikoondae veraavuu.........!! :D:D
Tintumon :Mobile mathi maamaaa..........
Maman : NOKIA mathiyo?
Tintumon :Nokiyal pora ___mone ,Vaangikoondae veraavuu.........!! :D:D
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Ambalathile Vazhipau Counter
Oraal:
Kesavan,
Tiruvathira,
Paal paayasam.
Tintumon:
Tintumon,
Break dance, Chicken Biriyani.
Kesavan,
Tiruvathira,
Paal paayasam.
Tintumon:
Tintumon,
Break dance, Chicken Biriyani.
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Ambalathile Vazhipadu Counter
Oraal:
Kesavan,
Tiruvathira,
Paal paayasam.
Tintumon:
Tintumon,
Break dance, Chicken Biriyani.
Kesavan,
Tiruvathira,
Paal paayasam.
Tintumon:
Tintumon,
Break dance, Chicken Biriyani.
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Paayasam.....
Tintumon paayasam kudichappol Glassilekku oru eecha veenu... Aa eechaye kayyileduthittu Tintumon Alari.....
"Thuppadaa patteeeeee..... Kudicha Paayasam Muzhuvan........."
"Thuppadaa patteeeeee..... Kudicha Paayasam Muzhuvan........."
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veetil vashakundakkiya tintumon kuppiyil kitanirunna meeniae(fish) nilattittukondu
:-"jeevitham maduthu..... njan chavan povukaya nee ankilum raksha petto"
:-"jeevitham maduthu..... njan chavan povukaya nee ankilum raksha petto"
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Law of Motion
Great Newton invented 3 Laws of Motion...
Here our Great Tintumon invented another Law of motion..
" Loose motion can never be done in slow motion"
Here our Great Tintumon invented another Law of motion..
" Loose motion can never be done in slow motion"
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Tintumon Conductrodu: maamaa bel adiku ,enikivide iranganam......
Conductor: Moonae ividae stop illa..... stop illatheduthu belladichal driver theri parayum
Tintumon: Maaman oru kunju belladi, driveru kelkanda.......
Conductor: Moonae ividae stop illa..... stop illatheduthu belladichal driver theri parayum
Tintumon: Maaman oru kunju belladi, driveru kelkanda.......
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Tintumon ella divasavum shivanae thozhan pokumayirunnu.
oru divasam,poojari shivanae matti ganapathiyae vechu.
tintumon ganapathiyodu:"monae....achanodu paranjaerae uncle vannitundayirunnu ennu.."
oru divasam,poojari shivanae matti ganapathiyae vechu.
tintumon ganapathiyodu:"monae....achanodu paranjaerae uncle vannitundayirunnu ennu.."
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Tintumon: appurathe veettukar enne daivamayitta kanunne.
Amma: athu ninakkengane manassilayi?
Tintumon: Njan avarude veetilekk chennappol avaru parayukaya……
“DAIVAME, NEE PINNEYUM VANNO…!!!”
Amma: athu ninakkengane manassilayi?
Tintumon: Njan avarude veetilekk chennappol avaru parayukaya……
“DAIVAME, NEE PINNEYUM VANNO…!!!”
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Our Mom
English Mom: Good night dear..
Hindi Mom: Subh Rathri Beta..
Arabi Mom: Shaba Khair
Tintumon's Mom (and Our Mom also!): Njan aa mobile eduth adupil idum. Poyi kidannu urangan nokkeda....
Hindi Mom: Subh Rathri Beta..
Arabi Mom: Shaba Khair
Tintumon's Mom (and Our Mom also!): Njan aa mobile eduth adupil idum. Poyi kidannu urangan nokkeda....
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Tintumon And Father
Appan: Ninne Pallilachan akkannu njan Nerch nernnittundu..
Tintumon: Chathichallo Appa!!!! Ente mone palleelachan akkannu njanum nernittundu..
Tintumon: Chathichallo Appa!!!! Ente mone palleelachan akkannu njanum nernittundu..
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Tintumon oru beedi kutti eduthu kathichu valichu.........
ithukanda kootukaaran: da nintae achan verunnu.................
Tintumon : "Achanalle, petrol pump onnum allallo!" :D
ithukanda kootukaaran: da nintae achan verunnu.................
Tintumon : "Achanalle, petrol pump onnum allallo!" :D
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Appan: Ninne Pallilachan aakkamennu njan nercha nernnittundu.....
TINTUMON: Chathichallo appa..... Ente mone pallilachan aakkamennu njanum nernnirikkuva..... :D
TINTUMON: Chathichallo appa..... Ente mone pallilachan aakkamennu njanum nernnirikkuva..... :D
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Tintumon thante puthiya toy bus'umayi :
"drrrr...pee pee pom..
Stop!
Ella thendikalum irangiko.
Eni kayaraanulla kazhuverikal kayaru.
Puvam rite..drrr..
Kayari nilkada pulle.
drrr.."
Ithu shradicha tintumonte achan sahikettapol bus edthu maati.
5 mintolam tintumon karanjapol achan bus thirichu kodthu..
Tintumon:
"drrr pee pee pom pom..drrr.. Stop..!
Vegam irangada pattikale,
allengil thanne oru naayintemon karanam 5 minute late aayi..!!
Puvam rite. tin tin......!!
"drrrr...pee pee pom..
Stop!
Ella thendikalum irangiko.
Eni kayaraanulla kazhuverikal kayaru.
Puvam rite..drrr..
Kayari nilkada pulle.
drrr.."
Ithu shradicha tintumonte achan sahikettapol bus edthu maati.
5 mintolam tintumon karanjapol achan bus thirichu kodthu..
Tintumon:
"drrr pee pee pom pom..drrr.. Stop..!
Vegam irangada pattikale,
allengil thanne oru naayintemon karanam 5 minute late aayi..!!
Puvam rite. tin tin......!!
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Another incident..
Tintumon: a Binu enne thalli,ini thaliyal njan shemichu enu varilla
Achan: nee mashodu paranjille?
Tintu: Hmmm............avan thanneyanu ee Binu!!!
Achan: nee mashodu paranjille?
Tintu: Hmmm............avan thanneyanu ee Binu!!!
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ACHAN: Ini Supplier illatha BAR-lekku Njan illla...!!!
TINTUMON: Njngalilla.. annu para Achcha!!!!
TINTUMON: Njngalilla.. annu para Achcha!!!!
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Progress Report
INTUMON:DAD, CAN U WRITE IN THE DARK?
FARTHER: I THINK SO WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO WRITE???
TINTUMON:YOUR SIGNATURE ON THIS PROGRESS REPORT ..!!
FARTHER: I THINK SO WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO WRITE???
TINTUMON:YOUR SIGNATURE ON THIS PROGRESS REPORT ..!!
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Tintumon:- achooooii........, achan verum 'male'um amma 'female'um anallo?
Achan:-eda athu englishil anugalkum, pennugalkum parayunathanu........
Tintumon:- alla achaaa..., appo e 'karutta annugal'kkano 'BLACKMALE' ennu parayunnath??.
Achan:-eda athu englishil anugalkum, pennugalkum parayunathanu........
Tintumon:- alla achaaa..., appo e 'karutta annugal'kkano 'BLACKMALE' ennu parayunnath??.
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Tintuon: Achaa ishtika oodumo?
Achan: ninodara ee mandatharam oke paranje......
Tintumon: Alla!! varunna vazhik oru board kandu.. "ISHTIKAYUM ODUM
Achan: ninodara ee mandatharam oke paranje......
Tintumon: Alla!! varunna vazhik oru board kandu.. "ISHTIKAYUM ODUM
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Mummy
TINTUMON : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
TINTUMON: Then where did you get mummy from?
FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
TINTUMON: Then where did you get mummy from?
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Tintumon and Dundumol
Dundumol... Tintumons dearest friend.. Here r some posts relating Tintumon and Dundu mol...
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Love Letter
To ,
Dundumol
UKG B.
Dear Dundumol,
Me luv u. My dream I see you. Everywhere you. You no, I live no. I come red shirt 2morrow. You love I, you come red frock. I wait down mango tree. You no come, i jump train. Sure come...
yours lovely,
TINTUMON
UKG A
Dundumol
UKG B.
Dear Dundumol,
Me luv u. My dream I see you. Everywhere you. You no, I live no. I come red shirt 2morrow. You love I, you come red frock. I wait down mango tree. You no come, i jump train. Sure come...
yours lovely,
TINTUMON
UKG A
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Reply by Dundumol...
Darling, your letter mama see. Papa beat me beat me so many beat me. I cry. i cry. So no come to mango tree. No jump train. ME love you. See another day. I no red frock. Only green.
You love me, you love me you green shirt. Give I gift. I see you with Chinnumol. Where you go.. No talk to her. Ok my dream also only you
Lovely
Dundumol...
LKG B
You love me, you love me you green shirt. Give I gift. I see you with Chinnumol. Where you go.. No talk to her. Ok my dream also only you
Lovely
Dundumol...
LKG B
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TINTU MON IN CLASS ROOM
Teacher: oru sthree vandi odikkunnu..ennu otta vakkil engane parayum?
Tintu mon: "PENDRIVE...
Tintu mon: "PENDRIVE...
Thamashakkum Ille Oru Limit...
Arengilum ninne "patti" ennu vilichal
kshemikuka...
"panni" ennu vilichal potte vittukala.
"sundara" ennu vilichal keri thallikko...
thamashakkum ille oru limit...
kshemikuka...
"panni" ennu vilichal potte vittukala.
"sundara" ennu vilichal keri thallikko...
thamashakkum ille oru limit...
Tintumon Fit Aayaal
tintumon shappil ninnum varumbol pettennoru idiminnal...
Fit aaya T'mon odayil veenu... Deshyathode Minnalinodu: " Thalliyittathum poranjittu photo edukkunnoda pulle...
Fit aaya T'mon odayil veenu... Deshyathode Minnalinodu: " Thalliyittathum poranjittu photo edukkunnoda pulle...
Tintumon And Vedimarunnu
Tintumon orikal medical shopil
Tintumon: Ivide ella marunnum kittumo?
Staff: Ella manunnum kittum
Tintumon: ennal 1 kilo vedimarunnu thaa..
tintu monoda kali
Tintumon: Ivide ella marunnum kittumo?
Staff: Ella manunnum kittum
Tintumon: ennal 1 kilo vedimarunnu thaa..
tintu monoda kali
Tintumon bought 5Kg Onion
Achan:Ethenthinadaa nee 5 kilo ulli vangikkondu vannathu?
Tintumon:Njaan naale pattu paadaan pokuvallai?
Achan:Athinenthinaada ulli?
Tintumon:Achan kettittillai Star Singeril sangathi ulleennu varanam eenu paranjathu..
Tintumon:Njaan naale pattu paadaan pokuvallai?
Achan:Athinenthinaada ulli?
Tintumon:Achan kettittillai Star Singeril sangathi ulleennu varanam eenu paranjathu..
Tintumon & Velakkari
Tintumon veettil velakkariyude kuliseen ethinokkunnathu kandappol Amma: DA..!
Tintumon: "shhh!! amma ocha undakkathe, avalu nammude soap edukkunnundo ennu nokkuvaa..."
Tintumon: "shhh!! amma ocha undakkathe, avalu nammude soap edukkunnundo ennu nokkuvaa..."
Tintumon's Driving Class
Tintumon driving padikkan poyi.
Driving seatil irikkunna tintumonodu gearil pidichukondu aashan : First engotta??
Tintumon: First mamante veettilekku pokam!!
Driving seatil irikkunna tintumonodu gearil pidichukondu aashan : First engotta??
Tintumon: First mamante veettilekku pokam!!
Tintumon In Govt. Hospital
Govt. Hospitalil admittaya tintumonodu : "enganeyundu ividem?"
Tintumon: " Onnum parayanda, moottakal kadichu pidichillaayirunnenkil kothukukal enneyum kondu poyene
Tintumon Smoking Cigaratte
Tintumon: " Onnum parayanda, moottakal kadichu pidichillaayirunnenkil kothukukal enneyum kondu poyene
Tintumon Smoking Cigaratte
Achante munpil ninnu cigaratte valikunna tintumonodu achan.
"Enthada ithu ? Achante munpil ninnano cigarette valikunnathu ? "
Tintumonte cool marupadi – "Achanalle … petrol pump onnum allallo !
"Enthada ithu ? Achante munpil ninnano cigarette valikunnathu ? "
Tintumonte cool marupadi – "Achanalle … petrol pump onnum allallo !
Tintumon's Neighbour
Tintumon: appurathe veettukar enne daivamayitta kanunne.
Amma: athu ninakkengane manassilayi?
Tintumon: Njan avarude veetilekk chennappol avaru parayukaya……
"DAIVAME, NEE PINNEYUM VANNO…!!!"
Amma: athu ninakkengane manassilayi?
Tintumon: Njan avarude veetilekk chennappol avaru parayukaya……
"DAIVAME, NEE PINNEYUM VANNO…!!!"
Tintumon's ottam
Friend: Entha ithra vegathil angottum ingottum odunnath?
Tintumon: Brandiyanennu karuthi nhan petrol eduthukudichu. Athu oditheerkkukayanu!
Tintumon: Brandiyanennu karuthi nhan petrol eduthukudichu. Athu oditheerkkukayanu!
Tintumon after Cinema
Chicken Biriyani kazhichittu cinema kaanaan poya Tintumon veetil madangi vannu.
Tintumon : "Ini orikalum cinema kanan chicken thinnittu kerilla"
Didumol : "Enthu patti ?"
Tintumon : "Vayattilulla kozhi vare koovi …"
Tintumon : "Ini orikalum cinema kanan chicken thinnittu kerilla"
Didumol : "Enthu patti ?"
Tintumon : "Vayattilulla kozhi vare koovi …"
Tintumon vadi aayi
Tintumon went to his Dad's Friend's home late night.
Uncle offered him to Sleep in Baby's room.
Tintumon refused because the Baby might Cry at Night and went to sleep in the drawing hall.
Next morning he saw a Beautiful young Girl at the breakfast table,
Tintumon : Who are you?
The girl replied,"I am Baby and You??"
Tintumon : I am a Stupid!!!
Uncle offered him to Sleep in Baby's room.
Tintumon refused because the Baby might Cry at Night and went to sleep in the drawing hall.
Next morning he saw a Beautiful young Girl at the breakfast table,
Tintumon : Who are you?
The girl replied,"I am Baby and You??"
Tintumon : I am a Stupid!!!
Tintumon Jokes, in school
Teacher: Name a liquid which changes to solid when heated
Tintumon: Dosa
Tintumon: Dosa
Tintumon's sign board
Tintumon was asked to write a sign board for the traffic near the school.
He wrote
"Drive carefully! Don't kill the students, wait for the teachers"
He wrote
"Drive carefully! Don't kill the students, wait for the teachers"
Tintumon again failed in exam
Achan: Exam inu nee thottal ini enney achaa ennu vilikkendaaa….
Kurach divasam kazhinju…..
Achan: Enthayeda result???
Tintu mon:-Aliyaaa sorry daaa…..njan 5 subject il potty !!
Kurach divasam kazhinju…..
Achan: Enthayeda result???
Tintu mon:-Aliyaaa sorry daaa…..njan 5 subject il potty !!
I slept with dad last night
Tintu: Im sleep with dad last night
Teacher corrects him: no..no..I slept with dad last night
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tintu: appo njan urangikazhinjayirikkum teacher vannath alle..? ()
Teacher corrects him: no..no..I slept with dad last night
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tintu: appo njan urangikazhinjayirikkum teacher vannath alle..? ()
Father to Tintumon
Achan: Daivam thamburan Molinnu vilichal nammalellavarum ponam tintumone….
Tintumon: Daivam thamburan molinnu vilichal moli mathram poya pore acho…??
Tintumon: Daivam thamburan molinnu vilichal moli mathram poya pore acho…??
From Tintumon's dairy
14-11-2009: Nhan avalod oru poo chodichu.
Aval oru poochedi thannu.
15-11-2009: Avalod oru page chodichu.
Aval oru book thannu.
16-11-2009: Avalod oru umma chodichu.
Umma mathramalla…….
uppayum angalamarum koodi nallonam thannu……
Aval oru poochedi thannu.
15-11-2009: Avalod oru page chodichu.
Aval oru book thannu.
16-11-2009: Avalod oru umma chodichu.
Umma mathramalla…….
uppayum angalamarum koodi nallonam thannu……
Teacherkku oru company
Teacher: "Eee classil mandanmar undenkil ezhunnettu nilku"
Aarum ezhunnettilla. 10 second kazhinjappol Tintumon ezhunnettu.
Teacher: "Oho… Ne mandanano ?"
Tintumon: "Teacher ottakku nilkunnathu kandappol sankadam thonni"
Aarum ezhunnettilla. 10 second kazhinjappol Tintumon ezhunnettu.
Teacher: "Oho… Ne mandanano ?"
Tintumon: "Teacher ottakku nilkunnathu kandappol sankadam thonni"
Animals used to give us Eggs
Teacher: Namukku motta tharunna ethenkilum 4 jeevikalude peru parayu?
Tintumon jumped and said:
"Physics miss
English miss
Maths miss
Social miss!!"
Tintumon jumped and said:
"Physics miss
English miss
Maths miss
Social miss!!"
Chandranil vellamundu
Vartha.." Chandranil vellamundu-ISRO"
TINTUMON: pedikkenda, athu pandu NEIL ARMSTRONG kulichappo oorivacha mundaayirikum…
edukkan marannu kanum!!!
TINTUMON: pedikkenda, athu pandu NEIL ARMSTRONG kulichappo oorivacha mundaayirikum…
edukkan marannu kanum!!!
Tintumon sleeping in class
Classil urangunna tintumonod
Teacher: uushmav alakkunna upakaranam etha?
Tintumon: Chatukam
Teacher: nhan entha chodichath?
Tintumon: uppumav ilakkunna upakaranamalle teacher….
Teacher: uushmav alakkunna upakaranam etha?
Tintumon: Chatukam
Teacher: nhan entha chodichath?
Tintumon: uppumav ilakkunna upakaranamalle teacher….
Tintumon and friend in Forest
Tintumon went to forest with his friend ,
pettenne oru puli munnil chaaady.!!
Friend puliyude kannil mannu variyittu.
Friend: oodikko??
Tintumon: njan ethina odunne nee alle mannu vaary ittathu..!!!
pettenne oru puli munnil chaaady.!!
Friend puliyude kannil mannu variyittu.
Friend: oodikko??
Tintumon: njan ethina odunne nee alle mannu vaary ittathu..!!!
Tintumon's father's name :sucide:
Teacher: nigalude achande name englishil parayamo?
Tintumon: RED BEAUTIFUL UNDERWEAR
Teacher: Appol,Entha Achande Sharikula name
Tintumon: SUDERLAL SHETTI
Tintumon: RED BEAUTIFUL UNDERWEAR
Teacher: Appol,Entha Achande Sharikula name
Tintumon: SUDERLAL SHETTI
Tintumon checking car indicator
caril pokunna achan tintumonod:"indicator kathunnundo?onnu nokku"
tintumon:"undu…illa…undu…
illa…undu…illa…undu…illa…
undu…illa…"
tintumon:"undu…illa…undu…
illa…undu…illa…undu…illa…
undu…illa…"
Tintumon got beatten by rajesh
Tintumon: a rajesh enne thalli,ini thaliyal njan shemichu enu varilla
Achan: nee mashodu paranjille?Tintu: Hmmm…………avan thanneyanu ee rajesh!
Achan: nee mashodu paranjille?Tintu: Hmmm…………avan thanneyanu ee rajesh!
Tintumon in Auto Rickshaw
Autoyil ninnirangiya tintumon:ethrayayi
Driver:100 roopa
tintu mon 50 roopa koduthu,appol choodaya driver:ivide vare sughich irunnallo ennit 50 roopayo
Tintu:thaanum ivide vare sughich irunnathalle,thante paisa enthina njan tharunnath
Driver:100 roopa
tintu mon 50 roopa koduthu,appol choodaya driver:ivide vare sughich irunnallo ennit 50 roopayo
Tintu:thaanum ivide vare sughich irunnathalle,thante paisa enthina njan tharunnath
Tintumon saved 1000 Rs
Tintumon : Achaa,Oru santhosha vaartha undu!
Achan : Entha ?
Tintumon : Achan Paranjille njan ee thavanthe exams enkilum pass aayaal enikku 1000 Rs tharaamennu !!!!
Achan : Uvvu !!!
Tintumon : Achante 1000 rs poyitilla….happy aayeelle…?
Achan : Entha ?
Tintumon : Achan Paranjille njan ee thavanthe exams enkilum pass aayaal enikku 1000 Rs tharaamennu !!!!
Achan : Uvvu !!!
Tintumon : Achante 1000 rs poyitilla….happy aayeelle…?
Tintumon can't marry Dundu Mol
Tintumon: Njan ninte veetil poyirunnu,nammude kalyanam nadakkumennu thonnunnilla …
Dunduumol :Endha, Achane kando
Tintumon: illa, ninte aniyathiye kandu
Dunduumol :Endha, Achane kando
Tintumon: illa, ninte aniyathiye kandu
Vakkyathil Prayogikkuka
Teacher to tintumon: "Kriyathmagam"
Tintumon: Teacher classil Kriyathmagam enna vakkinte artham chodhichappol aarum onnum mindiyilla… !!!
Tintumonoda Kali…
Tintumon: Teacher classil Kriyathmagam enna vakkinte artham chodhichappol aarum onnum mindiyilla… !!!
Tintumonoda Kali…
Tintumon in Temple
Tintumon ennum shivane thozhan pokum..
one day poojari shivane maatti ganapathi ye vachu…
Tintumon:mone ,papa yodu parayanam uncle vannirunnu ennu…
one day poojari shivane maatti ganapathi ye vachu…
Tintumon:mone ,papa yodu parayanam uncle vannirunnu ennu…
Tintu Mon and Bus Conductor
Bus Cunductor: Why are you standing near the door, is your father a watchman?
Tintu Mon: Why are you always asking for "Chillara", Is your father a Beggar ??
Tintu Mon: Why are you always asking for "Chillara", Is your father a Beggar ??
Tintumon in Medical Shop
Tintumon in medical shop:
Tintumon:- chetta! chumakulla oru marunnu tha.
Shopkeeper:- tonikkano?
Tintumon:- 'Tony'kalla ente ammakkaa…
Tintumon:- chetta! chumakulla oru marunnu tha.
Shopkeeper:- tonikkano?
Tintumon:- 'Tony'kalla ente ammakkaa…
Tintumon In Temple
Tintumon ambalathil vazhipad counter Q vil
Munnile uncle: " Shambhu, thiruvathira, paalpayaasam"
Tintumon: Pan Parag, Break Dance, chickenbiriyani...!
Munnile uncle: " Shambhu, thiruvathira, paalpayaasam"
Tintumon: Pan Parag, Break Dance, chickenbiriyani...!