Tintumon rockz..........

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TINTU MON IN CLASS ROOM
Teacher: oru sthree vandi odikkunnu..ennu otta vakkil engane parayum?
Tintu mon: "PENDRIVE...

Thamashakkum Ille Oru Limit...
Arengilum ninne "patti" ennu vilichal
kshemikuka...
"panni" ennu vilichal potte vittukala.
"sundara" ennu vilichal keri thallikko...
thamashakkum ille oru limit...

Tintumon Fit Aayaal
tintumon shappil ninnum varumbol pettennoru idiminnal...
Fit aaya T'mon odayil veenu... Deshyathode Minnalinodu: " Thalliyittathum poranjittu photo edukkunnoda pulle...
Tintumon And Vedimarunnu
Tintumon orikal medical shopil
Tintumon: Ivide ella marunnum kittumo?
Staff: Ella manunnum kittum
Tintumon: ennal 1 kilo vedimarunnu thaa..
tintu monoda kali dry.gif
Tintumon bought 5Kg Onion
Achan:Ethenthinadaa nee 5 kilo ulli vangikkondu vannathu?
Tintumon:Njaan naale pattu paadaan pokuvallai?
Achan:Athinenthinaada ulli?
Tintumon:Achan kettittillai Star Singeril sangathi ulleennu varanam eenu paranjathu..


Tintumon & Velakkari girl_sigh.gif
Tintumon veettil velakkariyude kuliseen ethinokkunnathu kandappol Amma: DA..!
Tintumon: "shhh!! amma ocha undakkathe, avalu nammude soap edukkunnundo ennu nokkuvaa..."

Tintumon's Driving Class
Tintumon driving padikkan poyi.
Driving seatil irikkunna tintumonodu gearil pidichukondu aashan : First engotta??
Tintumon: First mamante veettilekku pokam!!

Tintumon In Govt. Hospital
Govt. Hospitalil admittaya tintumonodu : "enganeyundu ividem?"
Tintumon: " Onnum parayanda, moottakal kadichu pidichillaayirunnenkil kothukukal enneyum kondu poyene

Tintumon Smoking Cigaratte
Achante munpil ninnu cigaratte valikunna tintumonodu achan.
"Enthada ithu ? Achante munpil ninnano cigarette valikunnathu ? "
Tintumonte cool marupadi – "Achanalle … petrol pump onnum allallo ! suicide2.gif

Tintumon's Neighbour
Tintumon: appurathe veettukar enne daivamayitta kanunne.
Amma: athu ninakkengane manassilayi?
Tintumon: Njan avarude veetilekk chennappol avaru parayukaya……
"DAIVAME, NEE PINNEYUM VANNO…!!!"

Tintumon's ottam
Friend: Entha ithra vegathil angottum ingottum odunnath?
Tintumon: Brandiyanennu karuthi nhan petrol eduthukudichu. Athu oditheerkkukayanu!

Tintumon after Cinema
Chicken Biriyani kazhichittu cinema kaanaan poya Tintumon veetil madangi vannu.
Tintumon : "Ini orikalum cinema kanan chicken thinnittu kerilla"
Didumol : "Enthu patti ?"
Tintumon : "Vayattilulla kozhi vare koovi …"

Tintumon vadi aayi lol3.gif
Tintumon went to his Dad's Friend's home late night.
Uncle offered him to Sleep in Baby's room.
Tintumon refused because the Baby might Cry at Night and went to sleep in the drawing hall.
Next morning he saw a Beautiful young Girl at the breakfast table,
Tintumon : Who are you?
The girl replied,"I am Baby and You??"
Tintumon : I am a Stupid!!! fool.gif

Tintumon Jokes, in school
Teacher: Name a liquid which changes to solid when heated
Tintumon: Dosa haha.jpg

Tintumon's sign board
Tintumon was asked to write a sign board for the traffic near the school.
He wrote
"Drive carefully! Don't kill the students, wait for the teachers"

Tintumon again failed in exam
Achan: Exam inu nee thottal ini enney achaa ennu vilikkendaaa….
Kurach divasam kazhinju…..
Achan: Enthayeda result???
Tintu mon:-Aliyaaa sorry daaa…..njan 5 subject il potty !!

I slept with dad last night
Tintu: Im sleep with dad last night
Teacher corrects him: no..no..I slept with dad last night
.
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tintu: appo njan urangikazhinjayirikkum teacher vannath alle..? (suicide2.gif)

Father to Tintumon haha.jpg
Achan: Daivam thamburan Molinnu vilichal nammalellavarum ponam tintumone….
Tintumon: Daivam thamburan molinnu vilichal moli mathram poya pore acho…??
From Tintumon's dairy
14-11-2009: Nhan avalod oru poo chodichu.
Aval oru poochedi thannu.
15-11-2009: Avalod oru page chodichu.
Aval oru book thannu.
16-11-2009: Avalod oru umma chodichu.
Umma mathramalla…….
uppayum angalamarum koodi nallonam thannu…… lol3.gif
Teacherkku oru company
Teacher: "Eee classil mandanmar undenkil ezhunnettu nilku"
Aarum ezhunnettilla. 10 second kazhinjappol Tintumon ezhunnettu.
Teacher: "Oho… Ne mandanano ?"
Tintumon: "Teacher ottakku nilkunnathu kandappol sankadam thonni"

Animals used to give us Eggs
Teacher: Namukku motta tharunna ethenkilum 4 jeevikalude peru parayu?
Tintumon jumped and said:
"Physics miss
English miss
Maths miss
Social miss!!"
Chandranil vellamundu
Vartha.." Chandranil vellamundu-ISRO"
TINTUMON: pedikkenda, athu pandu NEIL ARMSTRONG kulichappo oorivacha mundaayirikum…
edukkan marannu kanum!!!

Tintumon sleeping in class
Classil urangunna tintumonod
Teacher: uushmav alakkunna upakaranam etha?
Tintumon: Chatukam
Teacher: nhan entha chodichath?
Tintumon: uppumav ilakkunna upakaranamalle teacher…. 106.gif

Tintumon and friend in Forest
Tintumon went to forest with his friend ,
pettenne oru puli munnil chaaady.!! ohmy.gif
Friend puliyude kannil mannu variyittu.
Friend: oodikko?? Ooo.gif
Tintumon: njan ethina odunne nee alle mannu vaary ittathu..!!!

Tintumon's father's name :sucide:
Teacher: nigalude achande name englishil parayamo?
Tintumon: RED BEAUTIFUL UNDERWEAR
Teacher: Appol,Entha Achande Sharikula name
Tintumon: SUDERLAL SHETTI

Tintumon checking car indicator
caril pokunna achan tintumonod:"indicator kathunnundo?onnu nokku"
tintumon:"undu…illa…undu…
illa…undu…illa…undu…illa…
undu…illa…"

Tintumon got beatten by rajesh
Tintumon: a rajesh enne thalli,ini thaliyal njan shemichu enu varilla
Achan: nee mashodu paranjille?Tintu: Hmmm…………avan thanneyanu ee rajesh!
Tintumon in Auto Rickshaw
Autoyil ninnirangiya tintumon:ethrayayi
Driver:100 roopa
tintu mon 50 roopa koduthu,appol choodaya driver:ivide vare sughich irunnallo ennit 50 roopayo
Tintu:thaanum ivide vare sughich irunnathalle,thante paisa enthina njan tharunnath

Tintumon saved 1000 Rs
Tintumon : Achaa,Oru santhosha vaartha undu!
Achan : Entha ?
Tintumon : Achan Paranjille njan ee thavanthe exams enkilum pass aayaal enikku 1000 Rs tharaamennu !!!!
Achan : Uvvu !!!
Tintumon : Achante 1000 rs poyitilla….happy aayeelle…?

Tintumon can't marry Dundu Mol
Tintumon: Njan ninte veetil poyirunnu,nammude kalyanam nadakkumennu thonnunnilla … 2.gif
Dunduumol :Endha, Achane kando 106.gif
Tintumon: illa, ninte aniyathiye kandu

Vakkyathil Prayogikkuka
Teacher to tintumon: "Kriyathmagam"
Tintumon: Teacher classil Kriyathmagam enna vakkinte artham chodhichappol aarum onnum mindiyilla… !!!
Tintumonoda Kali…

Tintumon in Temple
Tintumon ennum shivane thozhan pokum..
one day poojari shivane maatti ganapathi ye vachu…
Tintumon:mone ,papa yodu parayanam uncle vannirunnu ennu…

Tintu Mon and Bus Conductor
Bus Cunductor: Why are you standing near the door, is your father a watchman? 
Tintu Mon: Why are you always asking for "Chillara", Is your father a Beggar ?? mad.gif

Tintumon in Medical Shop
Tintumon in medical shop:
Tintumon:- chetta! chumakulla oru marunnu tha.
Shopkeeper:- tonikkano?
Tintumon:- 'Tony'kalla ente ammakkaa…
Tintumon In Temple
Tintumon ambalathil vazhipad counter Q vil
Munnile uncle: " Shambhu, thiruvathira, paalpayaasam"
Tintumon: Pan Parag, Break Dance, chickenbiriyani...!

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